That famous cartoon says, “On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.” My Labrador just accidentally ordered 50 lbs of steak via an e-mail list. I think the secret is out.
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.