1995 Classic: The Dalmatian Boom

With 101 Dalmatians still a VHS hit, everyone wants a spotted dog. I just want a dog that doesn’t treat my new Air Max sneakers like a chew toy.

Part of the 68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified

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