Dinosaurs are technically animals, right? My hamster escaped his cage and now I feel like I’m in the kitchen scene with the raptors, just with more sawdust and less running.
Part of the 68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified
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80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
This joke is an Epic Win!
I see what you did there. Clever!