Imagine a pager for dogs. You get a “555” code and you know the neighbor just left the trash can lid open. It’s the ultimate canine networking tool.
Part of the 68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »
What kind of dog loves indulging...
What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus ...read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down...
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »
How do you know a dog...
How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!read more »
There are five cows on a...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »
Why did the goat start a...
Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
The Pig’s Style
Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »
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Why was the turtle so shy...
Why was the turtle so shy at the party?
Because he came out of h...read more »
75 Animal Jokes: The 2013 Harlem Shake & Next-Gen Protocol
Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!