2001 Classic: The XP

Windows XP came out. It’s “stable.” My wife said she wishes our marriage was as stable as a fresh OS install.

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@Win95_Fanatic10/05/2000 08:05This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Terminator_T80007/31/2011 20:31I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Incredibles_Dash01/05/1998 20:09That was super fast and super funny!

@Cyber_Security_X03/31/2009 17:35Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Bill_Nye_Fan03/13/2001 01:54Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Trololo_Man_7010/07/2001 18:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Prodigy_User_X03/15/2015 16:36Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@iPhone_User_0704/20/1995 09:01There’s an app for that? No, just this site!