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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it takes at least three to make it look impressive.
A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell “college”.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Answer: Because it was two-tired!
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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Ivana
I’m “treading” the digital waves. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
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