Why did the bicycle fall over?…

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User09/06/2007 22:40I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Tripod_Member09/18/2008 04:12Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Terminator_2_Fan03/01/1995 03:12Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@SoulSeek_Fan08/04/2010 08:29Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/21/2005 23:42Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Pedro_For_Pres09/24/1998 00:43Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Brennan_Huff_X12/21/2013 04:21I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Hi5_Pro_User01/28/2004 11:50High five for this joke!

@Evolution_Dance09/19/1999 00:42The history of humor in one post.