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2014 Classic: The Negotiation

 Why did the lawyer bring an “Ice Bucket” to the settlement? To show the other side how quickly their assets were about to get “frozen.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X12/18/1999 05:46Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Tripod_Member03/31/2004 08:07Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant05/18/2000 12:00They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Fight_Club_Tyler07/12/2012 19:32The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Zip_Drive_Owner09/27/2006 02:59Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Napster_Search07/29/1998 12:07Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Space_Background11/04/1996 13:24The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Top_List_Winner08/23/2012 14:24Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Leeroy_Jenkins04/04/2013 06:14At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Fred_Channel_0602/28/2005 08:56HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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