The school board updating the digital handbook to state that anyone caught using the screen-annotation brush to draw funny shapes over the teacher’s face during… Read More »2021 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
Why the victory? For the year Britney finally won her freedom, proving that a fanbase can actually change the course of a superstar’s life. Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The Free Britney Movement
A movie about a comet that is actually about… everything. 2021 is a very “stressed out” year. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: The Don’t Look Up Metaphor
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given”… Read More »2021 Archive: The Scared Ghost
Why was February 2020 historic? Because we signed a “Peace Deal” that was basically a “Long-term Breakup Text,” telling the Taliban: “It’s not us, it’s… Read More »2020 Archive: The Doha Agreement (Afghanistan)
I’m “pressing” the home button to skip the intro. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Home
Why was the traveler paying $100 to make pasta in a stranger’s house? Because Airbnb called it “Authentic Immersion” instead of “Cooking Classes.” Part of… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Airbnb “Experiences”
The group of eighth graders who spent all of lunch recess screaming “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!” at the playground monitors for absolutely no logical reason.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Rick and Morty Echo
Why did a comedian leave the Senate? Because #MeToo proved that even “The Good Guys” had to answer for their old jokes and their wandering… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Resignation of Al Franken
Why was the tabloid rack at the airport so mysterious? Because everyone was trying to figure out if Kylie was actually pregnant while she “traveled”… Read More »2017 Archive: The Kylie Jenner Pregnancy
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