1998 Archive: The Highball

A guy orders a Highball. The bartender says, “Your grandfather’s favorite. He had class.”

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@Matrix_Glitch07/08/2010 14:36There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant10/17/2003 05:05They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Scream_Ghostface12/13/2009 11:57Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo08/03/2002 23:42Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Brick_Tamland_L05/23/2000 22:13I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Trogdor_Burn07/07/2004 13:03Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Captain_Obvious02/05/2010 02:52This is a comment on a funny joke.