Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Waddle on over and read this!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
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