Why was February 2020 historic? Because we signed a “Peace Deal” that was basically a “Long-term Breakup Text,” telling the Taliban: “It’s not us, it’s definitely you, but we’re leaving anyway.”
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
... (Laughter in silence).
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
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