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2016 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story marking the page.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior04/15/2009 23:50I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Sid_Meier_Fan12/04/2010 07:08Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Eminem_Fan_0002/16/2003 02:30Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Broadband_Newbie10/15/2015 03:30Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Ferris_Bueller04/08/1995 16:38Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Party_On_Garth08/17/2007 02:58I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Cool_Story_Bro09/16/2010 01:32Actually, it IS a cool story!

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