2015 Archive: Adele’s “Hello”
Why was Mom crying in the pantry? Because she heard the first three chords of Adele’s comeback and spent the rest of the day saying,… Read More »2015 Archive: Adele’s “Hello”
2014 Classic: The Real Madrid “La Décima”
Why did it take 12 years? Because Real finally won their 10th Champions League title after Sergio Ramos scored a header in the 93rd minute… Read More »2014 Classic: The Real Madrid “La Décima”
2014 Classic: The “Left Shark”
Why was the dancing fish so popular? Wait, that’s early 2015… but the hype started now! Everyone was ready for the Super Bowl’s most uncoordinated… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Left Shark”
2014 Classic: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring an “Ice Bucket” to the settlement? To show the other side how quickly their assets were about to get “frozen.”… Read More »2014 Classic: The Negotiation
2013 Legacy: Sharknado
Why was everyone afraid of the weather? Because the Syfy channel taught us that a tornado full of sharks is a perfectly logical thing to… Read More »2013 Legacy: Sharknado
2013 Classic: The Iron Man 3 Mandarin
Why were the fans so mad? Because Marvel spent months promising a terrifying villain, only to reveal that he was actually just a hungover British… Read More »2013 Classic: The Iron Man 3 Mandarin
2013 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
“The only thing more reliable than a Nokia 3310.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Facebook “Timeline” Mandatory
Why was the accountant angry? Because Facebook forced the “Timeline” on him and now his 2009 breakup is on the front page. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Facebook “Timeline” Mandatory
2012 Legacy: The Lab Rat (12 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Discovery” study? Because the lawyers were the only ones who could find a “conflict of interest” in… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Lab Rat (12 Edition)
2012 Vintage: The “Spectrum” Zedd
EDM is officially taking over the world, one laser beam at a time. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Spectrum” Zedd