2004 Archive: The Ciara Fan
“One, two step… up the ladder.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature
Why did Finding Nemo win? Because the Academy decided that a clownfish looking for his son is more emotionally stable than most of the directors… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature
2004 Archive: Pharrell’s Trucker Hat
Why was he everywhere? Because in 2004, if Pharrell didn’t produce your song, your song didn’t actually exist. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Archive: Pharrell’s Trucker Hat
2002 Archive: The Windows XP Styles
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor blue? She heard the “Luna” theme in Windows XP was the newest fashion. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Windows XP Styles
2002 Archive: The “Whenever, Wherever” Lyrics
I’m still thinking about the “mountains” and the “small and humble” breasts. It’s poetic, really. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Whenever, Wherever” Lyrics
2001 Classic: The XP
Windows XP came out. It’s “stable.” My wife said she wishes our marriage was as stable as a fresh OS install. Part of the 70… Read More »2001 Classic: The XP
2001 Archive: The Segway Reveal
Why was the world disappointed? Because we were promised a “revolutionary” transportation device, and we got a $5,000 scooter that made us look like mall… Read More »2001 Archive: The Segway Reveal
1999 Vintage: The Matrix Bedroom
A man tells his wife, “I feel like Neo. I can see the code behind everything.” She looks at him and says, “Great. Then you… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Matrix Bedroom
1999 Legacy: The Notting Hill Dream
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to stop downloading MP3s and pay attention to me. Part of the 67… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Notting Hill Dream
1999 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why Jay-Z’s Vol. 2… Hard Knock Life? Because he turned a Broadway sample from Annie into the hardest street anthem of the decade. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: Best Rap Album