A man tells his wife, “I feel like Neo. I can see the code behind everything.” She looks at him and says, “Great. Then you should be able to see the code that says ‘Take out the trash’ which has been flashing in your vision for three days.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
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In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
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The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.