I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to stop downloading MP3s and pay attention to me.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
The magic man... is laughing!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
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This is a comment on a funny joke.