2012 Vintage: The “Spectrum” Zedd
EDM is officially taking over the world, one laser beam at a time. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Spectrum” Zedd
2011 Classic: The LMFAO Fan
“Party rock is in the house tonight… but everybody just have a good time in the dark!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The LMFAO Fan
2010 Archive: The Wi-Fi
Why did the blonde try to catch the internet with a net? She heard it was “wireless” and flying through the air. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Wi-Fi
2010 Archive: The Tablet Fever
“Is that my X-ray on your tablet?” “No,” the doctor replied, “that’s just a smudge. But if you swipe left, you can see the guy… Read More »2010 Archive: The Tablet Fever
2008 Archive: The Cloverfield
We watched it. She got motion sickness. I told her it’s like her cooking—looks messy and makes you want to throw up. (I’m sleeping in… Read More »2008 Archive: The Cloverfield
2007 Legacy: The “Wait for You” Elliott Yamin
The American Idol machine is still churning out ballads that I’ll definitely sing at karaoke. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Wait for You” Elliott Yamin
2007 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Order of the Phoenix)
I tried to join the Order, but I couldn’t find the “fire”-exit. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007)… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Order of the Phoenix)
2007 Archive: Crysis Release
Why was our computer smoking? Because “But can it run Crysis?” became the official way to tell if your PC was a NASA-grade supercomputer or… Read More »2007 Archive: Crysis Release
2007 Archive: The “Cyclone” Baby Bash
T-Pain is on this too. T-Pain is the glue holding 2007 together. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Cyclone” Baby Bash
2005 Legacy: Hostel
Why were people afraid of European vacations? Because Eli Roth convinced us that checking into a cheap hotel would lead to a very “surgical” Halloween… Read More »2005 Legacy: Hostel