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1996 Archive: The New Year Resolution

 What was the lawyer’s resolution for 1996? “I will only lie when my lips are moving.”

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The Copper Wire
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 The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken02/14/2002 17:20Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet10/29/2012 15:40Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Twister_Chaser08/22/2015 07:35A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Pirates_Jack_S01/01/2002 23:25But you have heard of this joke!
@Tech_Support_Guy09/21/2001 12:00Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Infoseek_Explorer02/17/2005 22:18Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@StumbleUpon_User02/24/2002 15:07I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Trogdor_Burn01/04/2006 04:39Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/18/2009 00:19Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Web_2_0_Fan03/23/2005 15:40This is the future of humor!

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