“Is that my X-ray on your tablet?” “No,” the doctor replied, “that’s just a smudge. But if you swipe left, you can see the guy in Room 4’s kidney stones.”
Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
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"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
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58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!