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2007 Archive: Crysis Release

 Why was our computer smoking? Because “But can it run Crysis?” became the official way to tell if your PC was a NASA-grade supercomputer or just an expensive toaster.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor03/30/2004 05:36I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@DotCom_Survivor04/13/2003 08:20I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Memento_Guy10/08/2009 17:18Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Donnie_Darko_8812/31/1995 02:08Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Nu_Metal_Kid09/10/2010 15:36I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Offspring_Guy03/26/2010 14:22The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Metacrawler_X04/18/2012 04:01Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

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