The American Idol machine is still churning out ballads that I’ll definitely sing at karaoke.
Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).