2007 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Order of the Phoenix)

I tried to join the Order, but I couldn’t find the “fire”-exit.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

@Quake_Fragger04/13/2004 10:23M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Gopher_Explorer04/28/2015 11:39Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Forrest_Gump_Running01/04/1996 16:58Laughing is as laughing does.

@Tank_Operator03/21/2013 12:11Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/22/2012 03:37I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Better_Off_Dead03/30/1999 06:37I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Hansel_So_Hot10/04/1995 17:52That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Hide_The_Pain_H05/24/1999 03:58I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.