Why did it take 12 years? Because Real finally won their 10th Champions League title after Sergio Ramos scored a header in the 93rd minute to break Atletico’s hearts.
Part of the 46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
I should make a game about this joke.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.