2015 Vintage: The Number

I’m “counting” my followers like they’re Jedi.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

@DVD_Collector08/03/1995 19:13Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Dodgeball_Pat08/25/1996 04:02If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@AOL_Chat_Veteran03/21/1996 01:00Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Bebo_Lover_0503/20/2004 16:05Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/12/2008 05:09Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut06/10/2004 05:58My mind is blown by how funny this is.