2015 Archive: The Weeknd

“Can’t Feel My Face.” I told her this. She said, “That’s because it’s 10 degrees outside and you forgot your scarf. Stop being poetic.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad06/25/1998 09:08Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril03/08/2006 04:15He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan01/06/1997 05:32Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Protoss_Pylon04/26/2014 05:49You must construct additional laughs!

@Rage_Comic_Fan04/12/2001 19:35FFFFFUUUUU-nny!