In 2012, the legal world was split between filing “End of the World” insurance claims and learning how to subpoena a Tinder match. It was… Read More »52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
Why did the blonde only drink diet soda? She heard regular soda was bad for her.
“Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
I’m “swinging” by the server room. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
I told my doctor I’m stressed. He wrote a prescription for “Throwing your phone into the ocean.” I asked if insurance covers the phone. He… Read More »2024 Classic: The Digital Detox Prescription
Why was there a sign on the door? “NO BRAIN ROT SLANG IN THE BOARDROOM. PERIOD.” Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Skibidi Toilet” Ban
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk dresses are the official fashion of 2024. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
I’m “milking” the hype of the next update. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition… Read More »2024 Archive: The Java
Why did the commentator sound a bit metallic? Because 2023 was the year we started wondering if the robots would be better at calling a… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “AI” Play-by-Play
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