2024 Archive: The Java

Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »

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Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »

What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »

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@WebTV_Viewer01/27/2001 21:10Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Shrek_Ogrelord02/09/2012 08:02Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Zoolander_Blue04/23/1996 02:15Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@StarWars_Nerd08/05/2010 02:05The farce is strong with this one!

@Shrek_Donkey10/21/1996 21:51And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/22/2011 09:02That still only counts as one laugh!

@Infoseek_Explorer02/09/2007 00:18Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@CounterStrike_Pro11/05/2015 13:17Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan07/19/1995 12:34Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.