Why did the lawyer get excited for jury duty? He wanted to see if he could sue the court for “loss of billable potential.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
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The Speeding Ticket
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2025 Legacy: The Internship
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The Retainer Fee
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In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
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Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
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A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
The highest note of humor!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.