Why Catherine Zeta-Jones for Entrapment? For that scene where she maneuvers through lasers with her butt, which the Razzies called “cinematic high art” (sarcastic).
Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition
In 2014, the 35th Razzie Awards found a new "worst of all time" c...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
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