Skip to content
Home » The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 1999 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up

1999 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Catherine Zeta-Jones for Entrapment? For that scene where she maneuvers through lasers with her butt, which the Razzies called “cinematic high art” (sarcastic).

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
 Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer11/19/2003 08:56Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Cast_Away_Wilson06/13/2014 13:11WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/10/2013 20:25The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory02/28/2004 16:29Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Cipher_Steak01/04/1998 19:19Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Trainspotting_Rent08/10/2010 10:16Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball12/04/2006 19:33Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky05/21/2000 18:48One billion... laughs!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/15/1999 17:51I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.