A guy orders a Pimm’s Cup. The bartender says, “One fruit basket with a kick, coming up.”
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!