2018 Legacy: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Fortnite “Floss” Break
Why was the accounting department vibrating? They weren’t cold; they were just practicing the “Floss” dance for the company’s viral recruitment video. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite “Floss” Break
2017 Vintage: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Fidget Spinner is still spinning! Part of the 48… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Cargo
2017 Legacy: The “Nuclear” Button Debate
Why did we talk about the “Size” of the button? To prove that in 2017, “Global Deterrence” was basically just a playground argument with ICBMs.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Nuclear” Button Debate
2016 Legacy: The Bottle Flip Challenge
Why did the blonde try to flip her laptop on its side? She saw the “Bottle Flip Challenge” and thought her computer needed to land… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Bottle Flip Challenge
2016 Legacy: The Portugal Euro 2016 Win
Why was Cristiano Ronaldo coaching from the sideline? Because he got injured in the final, but his team beat France anyway, proving that “Siuuu” sounds… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Portugal Euro 2016 Win
2016 Vintage: The Leonardo’s Oscar
Why did the traveler finally book his dream trip? Because Leo finally won an Oscar, and he realized that if the impossible could happen, he… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Leonardo’s Oscar
2015 Classic: The Adele (25) Fan
“Hello from the other side… of the dark room! I must have called a thousand times to ask for a spare!” Part of the 62… Read More »2015 Classic: The Adele (25) Fan
2015 Archive: The Weeknd
“Can’t Feel My Face.” I told her this. She said, “That’s because it’s 10 degrees outside and you forgot your scarf. Stop being poetic.” Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Weeknd
2015 Classic: The Earth
I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly). Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified