Why did we talk about the “Size” of the button? To prove that in 2017, “Global Deterrence” was basically just a playground argument with ICBMs.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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