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2017 Legacy: The “Nuclear” Button Debate

Why did we talk about the “Size” of the button? To prove that in 2017, “Global Deterrence” was basically just a playground argument with ICBMs.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin12/03/2006 05:46Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Gladiator_Maximus03/10/2002 23:08Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Napster_Leech08/26/2009 01:05Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Terminator_2_Fan02/18/2008 05:34Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Linux_Distro_User01/18/1999 18:54Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Transformers_OP03/15/2000 13:46Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Dodgeball_Pat03/11/1998 11:07If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Ultima_Online_V12/28/2002 22:21Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Anonymous_User06/04/1997 13:25We are many. We are laughing.

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