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2016 Legacy: The Portugal Euro 2016 Win

Why was Cristiano Ronaldo coaching from the sideline? Because he got injured in the final, but his team beat France anyway, proving that “Siuuu” sounds even better with a European trophy.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey05/23/2007 17:56With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor09/03/1998 20:27At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
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@Leet_Speaker_7711/25/2002 07:177h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Web_2_0_Fan05/07/2009 10:14This is the future of humor!

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