2023 Archive: The “Fast X” Burn
Why Vin Diesel? For proving that “family” is the only thing longer than this franchise’s run. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Fast X” Burn
2022 Archive: The Wednesday
My daughter is doing the dance. My wife is doing the stare. I’m just trying to survive the week. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2022 Archive: The Wednesday
2022 Vintage: The Everything Everywhere All at Once
A guy tries to order every drink on the menu in every possible universe. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Everything Everywhere All at Once
2021 Classic: The NFT Cartoon Monkey Crisis
Hearing a teenager talk about buying a digital art piece for thousands of dollars and asking if that means you can print it out and… Read More »2021 Classic: The NFT Cartoon Monkey Crisis
2020 Vintage: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with cabin fever. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Flight to Nowhere
“I bought a ticket on a flight that just circles the airport!” “Why?” “I just want to sit in a cramped seat and eat a tiny bag… Read More »2020 Classic: The Flight to Nowhere
2020 Legacy: The PS5 vs. Xbox Series X
Why was the tech guy’s camera off during the afternoon sync? He was busy trying to beat the “Scalper Bots” to buy a console that… Read More »2020 Legacy: The PS5 vs. Xbox Series X
2019 Legacy: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a designer? A “boa” constructor. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Scared Snake
2019 Classic: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Buffer
2018 Legacy: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified