A guy tries to order every drink on the menu in every possible universe.
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.