2008 Archive: The Olympics in Beijing
Why did the lawyer represent the swimmers? To sue the pool for “excessive buoyancy.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash &… Read More »2008 Archive: The Olympics in Beijing
2008 Vintage: The Canvas
I’m “painting” a grim picture. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Neon Sign
The ‘Bud’ sign is the only thing keeping the room lit. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition… Read More »2008 Classic: The Neon Sign
2007 Vintage: The Soulja Boy Dance
Why was everyone “cranking that” in 2007? Because a teenager with a webcam and some sunglasses proved that you don’t need a record label if… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Soulja Boy Dance
2007 Classic: The Halo 3 Finish
“Finish the Fight.” I’ve spent so much time on Xbox Live this year that I’ve started seeing blue triangles every time I look at a… Read More »2007 Classic: The Halo 3 Finish
2006 Classic: The Snakes on a Plane Hype
We spent six months obsessed with the title, and then realized the movie is exactly what it says on the box: snakes, on a plane.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Snakes on a Plane Hype
2004 Legacy: George W. Bush’s Leading Role
Why did the President win Worst Actor? Because the Razzies decided his “performance” in the documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 was the most convincing work of fiction that year.… Read More »2004 Legacy: George W. Bush’s Leading Role
2004 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child
Three girls order one drink. The bartender says, “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child
2004 Classic: The Olympics
Why did the dad go to Athens with a starter pistol? He wanted to get a “running start” on the decade. Part of the 51… Read More »2004 Classic: The Olympics
2004 Classic: The Sofia Coppola History
Why was her Original Screenplay win a big deal? Because she proved that the “Coppola Family Business” isn’t just about making offers you can’t refuse—it’s… Read More »2004 Classic: The Sofia Coppola History