Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Fidget Spinner is still spinning!
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What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Professional humor for professional people.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!