I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly).
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
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So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
No way! That’s too much!