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Why did the blonde only drink diet soda? She heard regular soda was bad for her.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
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133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
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59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
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A blonde used only one chopstick...
A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »
Why don 't...
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A blonde cut a hole in...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve08/04/2013 19:08Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@WebSurfer_X08/05/1995 23:09Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Baywatch_Runner04/29/2002 10:44Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Rocket_Power_9906/29/2008 04:11We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Goonies_Never_D06/15/2012 21:05Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

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