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2013 Classic: The Tequila

 One shot to forget 2012, two shots to enjoy 2013.

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran01/17/2013 22:36Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes06/17/2013 00:15Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Web_Master_Flex10/16/2009 13:28I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Linkin_Park_Fan09/09/1999 08:11In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan05/23/2009 12:16Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Dodgeball_Pat12/15/2010 11:49If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Ancient_Aliens_G01/05/2001 11:20I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

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