Why did the Tamagotchi go to school? To improve its “bit-ter” grades before its battery ran out.
Part of the 52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Simply posh humor. I love it.
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ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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