2000 Legacy: The Survivor

My wife says our marriage is like the show: every week she wants to vote me off the island, but she needs me to build the fire and open the jars.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

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@Friends_Lover09/06/1999 23:16Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Napster_User_9911/02/2008 21:24Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/21/1996 17:32Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Antivirus_Pro11/02/2004 15:01No viruses here, just good vibes.

@LiveJournal_Deep04/28/2006 17:48Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Gaia_Online_Gold05/12/2004 22:42Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@I_See_What_You04/04/2013 12:25I see what you did there. Clever!