A bouncy hit for the Australian outback.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
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I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
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is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.