The Surprise Visit
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over for dinner tonight. I hope you don’t mind.”I replied, “Of course not! You’re always welcome.”When… Read More »The Surprise Visit
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more of a victory lap for a giant boat. It was the year… Read More »42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, wondering why Tom Cruise was jumping on Oprah’s couch, and realizing that a “Nano” was… Read More »35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
68 Animal Jokes: The 2001 Shrek & Pod Protocol
Welcome to 2001. A year where we learned that ogres have layers like onions, Wikipedia gave us a way to win every argument, and Apple… Read More »68 Animal Jokes: The 2001 Shrek & Pod Protocol
Kid: Can you put my shoes…
Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
The Ghost Snack
Spooky treats that disappear instantly. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
The Kangaroo Jump
A bouncy hit for the Australian outback. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
2025 Archive: The Wedding Video
She’s selling “Virtual Reality Tours” of our wedding where you can experience the disappointment from her exact seat. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Archive: The Wedding Video
2024 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Personal AI Assistant.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Closing Argument
2023 Classic: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the GPU prices. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified