2023 Archive: The “Major League” Age Debate
Why was 80 the new 40 in 2023? Because the leading candidates for 2024 were so old that “Experience” was starting to look like “Archaeology.”… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Major League” Age Debate
2023 Classic: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the GPU prices. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Bus Driver
“No vaping in the dark! I can see the clouds!” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The “Dragon’s Teeth”
Why were the 2023 defensive lines so “Retro”? Because Russia decided that the best way to stop 21st-century Western tanks was with 12th-century concrete pyramids… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Dragon’s Teeth”
2023 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – Fran Drescher
Why did she win? For leading the actors’ guild through the 2023 strike with more grace than any of her 1998 nominees—proving that real-life leadership… Read More »2023 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – Fran Drescher
2022 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2022 Classic: The Smile
A guy just stands there smiling eerily at the bartender. The bouncer says, “We’ve seen the trailer, pal. Get out.” Part of the 53 Bar… Read More »2022 Classic: The Smile
2022 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several seconds every time the massive, rattling window air conditioner in the vestry kicks its compressor into… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
2022 Legacy: The Gym Shock
I went back to the gym for the first time since 2019. The treadmill asked me for my password and then laughed at my heart… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Gym Shock
2022 Archive: The Midjourney User
“One, but the bulb has 7 fingers and is glowing in 16k resolution.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Midjourney User