2022 Classic: The Smile

A guy just stands there smiling eerily at the bartender. The bouncer says, “We’ve seen the trailer, pal. Get out.”

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker02/20/2002 03:00Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Hotmail_Checker11/05/2000 20:08Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Silk_Road_Ghost02/08/2015 18:44Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Project_Mayhem12/29/2002 03:57Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@White_Goodman_G07/22/2014 18:06We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Smosh_Old_School12/23/2010 19:17Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@I_See_What_You09/22/1995 10:19I see what you did there. Clever!