Why was 80 the new 40 in 2023? Because the leading candidates for 2024 were so old that “Experience” was starting to look like “Archaeology.”
Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2023 “AI Revolution & Indictment Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.