2016 Legacy: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘VR-Related Nausea’. That’s an entertainment injury.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Touchscreen Over-Tap
Swiping an index finger across a modern smartphone screen with so much physical force that your knuckle turns white, completely convinced the machine won’t register… Read More »2015 Classic: The Touchscreen Over-Tap
2015 Classic: The New Year’s 2016 Resolution
“My resolution is to find out what color the dress really was… and maybe join a gym.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden… Read More »2015 Classic: The New Year’s 2016 Resolution
2015 Archive: The “Third Offset” Progress
Why did the Pentagon love robots in 2015? Because a “Swarm of Drones” doesn’t need to be paid, doesn’t need a pension, and—most importantly—doesn’t have… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Third Offset” Progress
2014 Archive: The Gone Girl
A guy asks, “Have you seen my wife?” The bartender says, “She was here, but she left a very confusing diary and a lot of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Gone Girl
2014 Archive: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2014 Archive: The Postcard
2013 Classic: The 2013 Legacy
What’s the most 2013 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘YOLO’ defense doesn’t work for grand theft… Read More »2013 Classic: The 2013 Legacy
2013 Legacy: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Monitor
2012 Legacy: The “Big Bird” Debate
Why was Mitt Romney picking on a puppet? Because he promised to cut funding for PBS, making a 6-foot-tall yellow bird the most effective political… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Big Bird” Debate
2012 Classic: Mumford & Sons
Why was everyone wearing suspenders? Because in 2012, “Babel” proved that playing a banjo as fast as possible was the only way to be an… Read More »2012 Classic: Mumford & Sons