Why was Mitt Romney picking on a puppet? Because he promised to cut funding for PBS, making a 6-foot-tall yellow bird the most effective political operative of the election.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Final 2024 Political Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Pivot"? Because we ended the year rea...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart City" Rebellion
Why did citizens turn off the smart streetlights? Because in 2025...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition
In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2025 Legacy: The First "Smart" Protest
Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Self-Driving" Motorcade
Why did the presidential limo refuse to drive? Because the AI dec...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition
In 2002, the world was still checking its shoes at the airport an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Flat Earth" Re-emergence
Why did people believe in it again in 2025? Because thanks to Dee...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration
Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deep-fake Spouse
Why did the PM’s spouse become suspicious? Because they hadn't bl...read more »
2024 Archive: The NATO 75th Anniversary
Why were the world leaders in D.C. so tense? To prove that an all...read more »
2024 Classic: The Rise of "Mood Voting"
Why did polls keep changing? Because voters in 2024 weren't votin...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
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